20 A Blessing




A Blessing

A family were having people to dinner. They gathered around a large and extended table. 
Some of them were family the remainder neighbours and friends. 

As the meal was prepared and ready to be served.

At the table, the mother turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, 
"Dear, would you like to say the blessing?"

"I wouldn't know what to say," replied the little girl, shyly.

"Just say what you hear Mum say, darling," the woman said.

Her daughter took a deep breath, bowed her head, and solemnly said, 

"Dear Lord, why the hell did I invite all these people to dinner!?!"

When you invite a child to speak always be prepared for the unexpected.





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